Tuesday, January 10, 2006

"Do you ever get that scary feeling that there’s more than one Peter Mandelson? What are they really doing in Millbank Tower? They tell us it’s a communications centre. Well, I reckon they’re making Mandelsons up there and getting read to store them in that Millennium Dome in Greenwich. When the clock strikes midnight on December 31 1999, millions of Mandelsons will emerge from the Dome and civilization as we know it will be at an end." Tony Banks, (via Iain Dale... who just so happened to have compiled 'The Wit and Wisdom of Tony Banks') and is presumably hoping for a reprint.